August 2012
cigaretes:
beugs:
cigaretes:
i can’t believe people are snorting snoo for the olympics
what’s snoo?
nothing what’s new with you
“You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...”
– Ira Glass (via smith-dog)
“Richard had noticed that events were cowards: they didn’t occur singly, but...”
– Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman (via burdge)
July 2012
imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
“When you do something, you should burn yourself out completely, like a good...”
– Suzuki Roshi (via sihingkuttel)
“I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have.”
– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via imfantasyparade)
“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say...”
– Evelyn Beatrice Hall (The Friends of Voltaire)
How our Fanmily works:
lets-do-the-fly-sykes:
Directioners: “Imagine Harry falling for you.”
Beliebers: “Imagine Justin falling for you.”
TWFanmily: “Imagine Jay falling.”
originjuice:
how to celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
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a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
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Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
