cigaretes: beugs: cigaretes: i can’t believe people are snorting snoo for the olympics what’s snoo? nothing what’s new with you
You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own...– Ira Glass (via smith-dog)
Richard had noticed that events were cowards: they didn’t occur singly, but...– Neverwhere, Neil Gaiman (via burdge)
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
When you do something, you should burn yourself out completely, like a good...– Suzuki Roshi (via sihingkuttel)
I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I’d never have.– Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via imfantasyparade)
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say...– Evelyn Beatrice Hall (The Friends of Voltaire)
How our Fanmily works:
lets-do-the-fly-sykes: Directioners: “Imagine Harry falling for you.” Beliebers: “Imagine Justin falling for you.” TWFanmily: “Imagine Jay falling.”
originjuice: how to celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what how does that work and where do i sign up
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me: where the fuck is my towel.
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby